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Office Dog, Who Regularly Shits on Floor, More Valued at Company Than You

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Office Dog, Who Regularly Shits on Floor, More Valued at Company Than You
Recently, it has been confirmed that Danny, the office dog of the start-up where you work who regularly takes shits on the office floor, is more valued at the company than you. This realization has been developing for months, but occurred to you most concretely this morning. “When I walked into work today I was surprised to see all my coworkers smiling excitedly at me,” you said. “Tasha from accounting even said, ‘Wow, I am so happy to see you, beautiful, smart angel!’ and I was like ‘Thanks, Tasha, I’m happy to see you too,’ but then I realized that...
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